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Postby Stanelle » Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:33 am

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Stan- O-k Kai,..so on our stop at the next planet,..you get an oil change, a re-alignment, your treads get checked,..and as a reward,..if you don't kill anyone,...maybe a bobble-headed doll toy,..a baby cluster lizard, or a new puppy! :smt023
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Postby Lexxian Kerri » Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:18 pm

Stanelle wrote:Image

Stan- O-k Kai,..so on our stop at the next planet,..you get an oil change, a re-alignment, your treads get checked,..and as a reward,..if you don't kill anyone,...maybe a bobble-headed doll toy,..a baby cluster lizard, or a new puppy! :smt023
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Postby XS4Xevr » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:02 am

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KAI: "Bellboy, I just arrived here in this portal and I can't seem to find my luggage!"
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Postby Lexxian Kerri » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:52 pm

XS4Xevr wrote:Image
KAI: "Bellboy, I just arrived here in this portal and I can't seem to find my luggage!"
Stan: Kai, I was wondering if you'd like to be my date for the prom.
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Postby logan » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:43 pm

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Kai - Yes its true stan ..I do have a willy ...and this is actualy a transporter device tuned to planet Orgasmos
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Postby Lexxian Kerri » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:39 pm

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Kai - Yes its true stan ..I do have a willy ...and this is actualy a transporter device tuned to planet Orgasmos
Stan: Kai, can you give some advice on how I should wish Lexxian Kerri a Happy Birthday?
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Postby Stanelle » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:28 pm

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Stan: No Kai! I don't think that inviting Lexxian Kerri and Chatins to BoomTown would be the most tasteful way to celebrate Lexxian Kerri's birthday!! :lol:
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Postby Stanelle » Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:43 am

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Stan: I kid you not, Kai! 790 was singing.."Everybody Needs some body sometime!!"

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Postby Lexxian Kerri » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:16 pm

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Stan: I kid you not, Kai! 790 was singing.."Everybody Needs some body sometime!!"

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Stan: Stop me if you heard this joke. How many assassins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Postby Stanelle » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:05 am

Lexxian Kerri wrote:
Stanelle wrote:Image

Stan: I kid you not, Kai! 790 was singing.."Everybody Needs some body sometime!!"

:twisted:
Stan: Stop me if you heard this joke. How many assassins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Kai: ...Sorry Stan,.."the Dead do not screw!!"

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Postby Lexxian Kerri » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:36 pm

Stanelle wrote:
Lexxian Kerri wrote:
Stanelle wrote:Image

Stan: I kid you not, Kai! 790 was singing.."Everybody Needs some body sometime!!"

:twisted:
Stan: Stop me if you heard this joke. How many assassins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Kai: ...Sorry Stan,.."the Dead do not screw!!"

:twisted:
Stan: Kai, I want to tell you something for you hear it from Xev. I love you, man.
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Postby Elizabeth » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:02 am

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Prince : What do you think of my Versace bifocals?pretty cool hey !


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Postby Stanelle » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:16 am

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Froggy do or froggy don't do?
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Postby logan » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:06 pm

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These are my new x ray specs ..I got them off ebay for ?1.99...you can see through womens clothes with them.
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Postby Stanelle » Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:44 am

CENSORED! CENSORED!!! CENSORED!!!

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Postby eLNunn » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:26 am

Picture of Kai preparing to fire his brace.


"If I see the lyrics to one more Jessica Simpson song posted on this bored ...So-help-me-fuggen-god..."
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Postby clusterlizard1 » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:13 pm

"i want to give you something..."

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Postby XS4Xevr » Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:55 am

KAI (thinking...): "If I can just remain perfectly motionless long enough that little silver spaceship might hover over right in front of my brace -then I can give it a Good THWHACKKKK!!!"

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Postby Veyron » Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:00 am

WTF this pic links to thefrey. Cant you peoples come up with something orignial, thats so pathetic. Go post frey pics where they belong.

whatever. My caption:

"My name is Inego Montoya"

PS: i fixed the missquote, sorry buddy! :-D

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Postby Stanelle » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:55 am

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Stan: What has three mouths, six eyes, three noses, no brains, and weighs in at about nine hundred pounds?

Kai: I don't know! Why?

Stan: I don't know either, but get your brace ready..cause here it comes!!

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