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    The Laws of the Supreme Beans



    Anyone remember this? It was a list of rules about Lexx that someone at Salter Street posted someplace at the studio. I remember that one of the rules was "Stanley Tweedle shall never lose his hat." Another one was along the lines of "Everyone in the two universes speak English."

    Anyone have that list? I did a quick search of the internet and didn't find it. I know someone has it on their website someplace.

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    Hi Flamegrape, I'm Angel, met you at the con. I've got the laws of Lexx posted on my lexxverse.com site, but here they are also:

    The Laws of Lexx

    Onto us, the Supreme Being, the Creator Primus, set forth these Laws that they should govern the Dark Zone Universe:

    1. There shall be no rubber-faced aliens.
    2. All creatures possess a sense of humour.
    3. There is no Prime Directive.
    4. There are no life forms more intelligent than humans, unless and until such a life form does the requisite script writing.
    5. All planets worth landing-on have human (or reasonably close) life forms.
    6. All humans (or reasonable facsimiles) speak the same language.
    7. Humans must physically travel to other locations. There shall be no time travel because it has been done before, and done before, and done before, and done before...
    8. Technology will rarely work as advertised.
    9. No one shall ever defeat an enemy because they are good shots and the enemy are bad shots.
    10. Stanley Tweedle shall never lose his hat.

    The Creation of a Universe is a large undertaking even for Supreme Beings and their Gods. From time to time (figuratively speaking) questions of physics, chemistry and biology arise and trouble the minor Agents of Creation (such as the author).

    The following physical laws appear to hold in the DZ Universe:

    1. Artificial gravity in space vessels is presumed to exist. No one knows how it works.
    2. Space craft will normally be propelled by particle accelerators powered by cold fusion reactors. The output will be a thin beam of relatively high mass particles conveniently emitting in the visible spectrum. The Lexx is driven by a particle accelerator that takes up most of its body.
    3. Blackpaks, such as those used by the Guard Robots, work on the basis of a standard matter-antimatter annihilation. [NOTE: When Thodin blasts Kai to no effect in Lexx 1.0, Thodin says to the other rebel, "He must be de-carbonized!" This only shows what we always suspected, Thodin didn't finish High School. Carbon has nothing to do with it. Obviously, the reason the Blackpaks didn?t work on Kai was the thin protective layer of antimatter surrounding him. Don't ask me how it works, I didn't finish High School either.]
    4. Clusterian technology, ripped off from the Brunnen-G, is based the genetic engineering of the insect genome. Mechanical bits & pieces are added later to make the bio-engineered 'chassis' functional.
    5. The Conservation of Mass and Energy will apply throughout the DZ Universe, exceptions will occasionally be made for comic necessity.[Cit: Gigerotta's tongue in Lexx 2.0.]
    6. Neural tissue is tougher than we had been led to believe, much tougher.
    7. All the glowing, swirling stuff is created by the Wizards of Post and not subject to any law whatsoever.

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    Great rules they are, and rules that helped to make Lexx so great. They're recorded at sadgeezer's and other sites .

    Mind you, Stanley did lose his hat once.
    Stanley Tweedle is a god, a warrior, and a gent

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    There is no rule "All visited planets must be destroyed by the end of the episode/season?" Well they kept this one any way :)

    Thank you for posting them, mmlover!
    Lexxian forever :)

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    Now there's one list i do like. :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Veyron
    pardon me for being slow and confused, i just saw and responded to a later posting on frogdickexposed.com about this topic by alorewhatsher nick lemoni limoni!!! And it seems to be a repeat of the same thing. Deja Vu. But ya all heard it first on Lexxfans! woo hoo! Lexxfans is red hot, frogdickexposed.com is diddly squat! But its a fun place to be if this place isnt good enough, as if there is anybody you havnt met there. To quote Al Bundy...."Lets rock!"
    What's your problem dude? Nothing better to do than puke your bile all over the boards? Really, you're getting kind of tiresome. Get a life already. And better cut down on the drinking. :roll:
    Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves
    For they shall never cease to be amused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaintedPony
    Quote Originally Posted by Veyron
    pardon me for being slow and confused, i just saw and responded to a later posting on frogdickexposed.com about this topic by alorewhatsher nick lemoni limoni!!! And it seems to be a repeat of the same thing. Deja Vu. But ya all heard it first on Lexxfans! woo hoo! Lexxfans is red hot, frogdickexposed.com is diddly squat! But its a fun place to be if this place isnt good enough, as if there is anybody you havnt met there. To quote Al Bundy...."Lets rock!"
    What's your problem dude? Nothing better to do than puke your bile all over the boards? Really, you're getting kind of tiresome. Get a life already. And better cut down on the drinking. :roll:
    Common guys. :|

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    Cloaked....



    After a couple of years of appreciating Lexx,..I finally went over and looked at your games!! Neat for Zelda-like game fans!! :smt023

    Me likey!! :)
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    Or as Marlee Matlin says: "Read my hips!!"

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