Oldie but Goodie: I Will follow You!!
(What used to be known as Valdron's disclaimer!!)
(This is an adult message board,..so I feel very little need to say that this is an adult lexx story!!)
Part 1:
I,..Mary Sue,...had followed the Amish Hexer's Advice and directions to the letter and had found the street and little shop as promised. I just hoped that she hadn't gone to the bank yet and found that the check, that I had paid her for her advice...most likely was going to bounce!!
The Little Shop of Lexxfull Things was, indeed,.."round the corner,..down the street,..round the bend,..over the skylight,..and a little further than the last stop sign!!" Hiding in it's little dark corner of the Street of No Return, the shop greeted it's prospective customers with the challenge:
ENTER...IF YOU DARE!!
Shivering in anticipation,..I entered into the shop and asked the darkly hooded and heavily veiled propriatress if I could look around. She nodded her bulging, swollen head, covered by her multitudinous veils, and murmured,.."Why yes! Yes, of course!!"
Emboldened,..I flashed the amulet that the hexer had sold me for the occasion. It was with great satisfaction that I saw the propriatress fall back as if stunned when she "accidently" saw it. Boldly, I lay the bright shiny stone on the counter before her and watched her cringe away from it with an almost absolute horror.
"Where did you get that?" she whispered almost as if something was stealing her breath from her body.
"From one,..who understands what I want and need in this life!!' I whispered triumphantly to her as I spread the locket out before her to the full length of it's chain, "And that those needs spring from my past lives into my present life!!"
The propriatress led me to a far dark corner of the shop and reached up high on a dusty shelf,...and brought down a large bundle,..which was wrapped in black tissue paper.
"Unwrap the bundle," the darkly hooded shop owner whispered to me,.."Unwrap the bundle, and the locket will transport you into the living body of the True Love of the first owner of the contents of this package. Touch your Firestone to the Firestone of this bundle,..the Firestone on the front of the jacket and, for a short time, your soul will overide the soul of the young woman that HE once loved!!"
"Yes!" I know that!" I smiled at the propriatress,.."I am a "True-Blue-Mary Sue" and the Hexer explained all that to me!!"
Eagerly,..I unwrapped the dark paper to reveal the brightly colored rainbow suit of the male Brunnin G NewBorn clothing. With great satisfaction,..I found the large jewel in the center of the jacket. With trembling fingers,..I pressed the tiny jewel in the center of the amulet to the bright bauble,..which had once rested on the chest of the NewBorn Brunnin male,.."whose story was the most important story ever told in the universe!!"
"Wooot!!" I squealed, "Kai,..I'm coming for you!!"
(To be continued!!)