Well, not really a contest because you won't win anything. :P
But post the most obnoxious, fun, disgusting, hilarious, cool, etc. avatar that you can come up with. It doesn't have to be 100 x 100 pixels, which is the regulation size here, but don't make it so huge that it doesn't resemble an avatar. Only rule I can think of right now is nothing pornographic.
Here's my first entry. The only thing better than having a TV dinner for an avatar is...
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