If anyone has seen Wishmaster they know that the Djinn (genies) grant three wishes to their waker, one wish to other people that usually ends in their death, and after the waker has made three wishes the gates to hell open unleashing an army of Djinn to enslave humanity. All of the wishes tend to bite people in the ass unless you are very specific. (Example wishing for two of the most beautiful women and they might turn out to be cannibals.) I think you get the picture.
The point of this game is to come up with stupid wishes to fuck with the Djinn, waste his time, humiliate him, or cause others harm without it coming to bite you in the ass.
I'll start with a few.
1. "Djinn I wish I had one less wish then I do right now." (Think about it. How can he actually grant that?)
2. "I wish you were constantly drunk 24/7 for eternity."
3. "I wish you were voiced by Robin Williams."
(These are all first or second wishes, not the third.)
Now you try. You can point out flaws in wishes if you want but every post must have at least one wish. (Wishing for more wishes was never touched in the film so I'll assume it's permitted but does not forestall the gates of hell being opened. Wishing for more Djinn is also allowed but that might be opening the gates to hell in one wish.) The final rule-wishes can be as complicated as you want them to be.