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    boredom kills. Warning Porn



    wow it seems like no one comes around here any more. sobs.

    Well since no one comes here I'll just use the forum to write a wacky story. Any one can ad in at any time. Hold on to your butts cause here we go!

    Oh wait wait wait. Can I make this pornariffic? Since no one comes here too bad I'm probably going to. eventually any way.

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    Re: boredom kills. Warning Porn



    So here I go.

    Once there was a girl who was living in hell. Yes a lonely little human girl. Her name was Dandelion. She lived by eating small hell demons and hell monsters and also some plants she found that happened to be edible. Lucky her I know. One day Dandelion was happily munching on a flower. As she was munching away she failed to notice a shadow that was creeping up from behind her. Next thing there's blood flying every where! Poor Dandelion was being eaten by....

    A sexy demon! (insert description of you ideal lover in demon form here).
    "Thank you!" Dandelion smiled "Now I can die happy."

    and then she passed out. A few hours later Dandelion woke up to the sounds of fire crackling. Now you might imagine that's a common and frequent sound in hell but hell isn't exactly as described by traditional stories. It's pretty much just like earth. Only maybe a little warmer and a bit more natural. Dandelion blinks her eyes a few times until they adjust well enough that she can finally see and make sense of it all. As she sat up she realizes that there's a bandage over her left shoulder where she was bitten.

    "I'm a live?"

    "yup" said the hot demon that bit her.

    He was poking at the fire with a stick. She jumps to her feet and pounces on the sexy demon. " I knew you wouldn't kill me!"

    "Yeah well I still could and why the hell are you hugging your murder?"

    "Because we're soulmates!"

    The look of bewilderment was written all over the sexy demons face. What the hell is wrong with this human? She must be defective he thought.

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